Alright, I'll admit this gave me a giggle
When researchers surveyed 350,000 people to find the world’s funniest joke, one entry won out.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing. The other guy calls 911. He gasps, “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says, “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There’s a silence; then a shot
is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, “Okay, now what?”
(From Men's Health Magazine)