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Vince's Vodka

by Mark Cartwright

If Sammy Hagar can have his own tequila, why shouldn't Vince Neil have something he can call his own?  Vince has broken out his new vodka, called Tatuado.  Tatuado means tattooed in Spanish, and if the liquor lives as hard as Vince and the rest of Motley Crue, I expect that's how you'll feel after a few rounds.  You can already buy Tatuado in Nevada and Texas, (Which makes sense, as hookers and rednecks both need a good strong drink.) and I expect it will be available in your state soon.  Although I am neither a hooker, nor a redneck, I will still buy a bottle of Vince's distilled glory for a couple of reasons.  First, I like to try different top shelf vodka's.  They are each distinct in their own way, and I like to have a few friends over and crack open a new one for all to try, which usually makes for a good time.  Second, who knows more about good booze than a guy from Motley Crue?  I mean, if I want somebody to give me good advice on wine, I'll talk to a guy who owns a vineyard.  If I want a great cigar, I'll ask the guy from Cuba.  If I want a great steak, I'll ask the cow.  Okay maybe not that one.  Nevertheless, I will buy a bottle of Vince Neil's Tatuado, and I'll probably let you know what I think of it right here. 

Mark 

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