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Can you actually stop this on command?

by Laura Bradshaw

I'm just wondering, because this seems to cause a problem.  At least for one couple.  Check this out...

Police were called to a home in Clawson, Michigan, after a neighbor claimed they heard a woman screaming for her boyfriend to stop what sounded like a violent altercation. According to police, the female told them that he was not hitting her, but was passing an inordinate amount of gas, and she was yelling at him to stop. 

So- gotta wonder.... how bad was it?  Was it the sheer amount of gas that was passed, or the stench?  Hey- inquiring minds wanna know, especially since the police were called.... because of a FART!!